The rooms

Programmes

Each room is staffed, dated, and sized for conversation. The Product Telemetry Studio is the only syllabus we publish in full; the others are opened by enquiry so we can match stack, seniority, and whether SQL is already in the room.

Dark analytics interface with trend lines

Flagship · Eight weeks · Live critique

Product Telemetry Studio

From first event draft to a governed dictionary. Client and server capture, identity, funnel integrity, and a public FAQ that includes what we refuse to teach.

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Notebook beside a laptop showing financial-style charts

Atelier · Four weeks · Writing-heavy

Retention as a Narrative

We treat a retention curve as a short essay. You will caption D1, D7, and a custom return window, then defend the caption against a product lead who wants a happier story.

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Mobile app in a person’s hands

Clinic · Three weeks · Measurement

Attribution After the Cookie

App Analytics when the click path is incomplete. SKAN ranges, self-attributing networks, and the ethics of not over-claiming paid influence on organic cohorts.

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Multiple small charts pinned during an experiment review

Seminar · Five Tuesday evenings

Experiment Readouts for Product Leads

Guardrails, peeking, and the sentence you write when the interval still covers zero. Built for people who ship, not for people who only model.

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